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On the Campaign Trail: “George W. Bush is amazing. So far, he’s dodged more pokes, prods and jabs than Curly, Larry and Moe.” (Kenny Noble Cortes)
Not on the Campaign Trail: Elizabeth Dole dropped out of the 2000 presidential race because of lack of money. “Now comes the hard part. She has to break the news to the three people who were going to vote for her.” (Gary Greenfield)
Stocks and Scams: “The World Wrestling Federation, now on the stock market, has investors leery about profits, afraid the prices are also fixed.” (Stan Kaplan)
Better Than Drugs: “Vietnam has asked for international help for a woman who hasn’t been able to sleep in more than 32 years. Her worries are over. Bill Bradley has agreed to a series of debates against Al Gore.” (Argus Hamilton)
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Chris Pina
Some of the worst biblical film epics:
* “Sparky and the Gladiators”
* “There’s Something ‘Bout Mary”
* “The Last Supper Show”
* “Ruth’s All That”
* “The Gospel According to Bob Dole”
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