NFL Week 17 two-minute drill

at Miami 19, N.Y. Jets 17: Jets Coach Rex Ryan boldly predicts this will be the Jets’ last loss of the year . . . oops, season.

at New England 49, Buffalo 21: First-round bye will keep the Patriots from falling behind early for the fourth consecutive week.

Tennessee 23, at Houston 22: Does anyone believe injury-depleted Texans can win a playoff game? Can anyone name their QB?

at Jacksonville 19, Indianapolis 13: Once headed for a winless season, Colts won two games and Andrew Luck Derby.

Chicago 17, at Minnesota 13: Jay Cutler should ask for a raise even if Bears finally found a way to win a game without him.

San Francisco 34, at St. Louis 27: Despite a valiant effort in finale, expect the Rams to soon be looking for the next Jim Harbaugh.

at New Orleans 45, Carolina 17: Drew Brees leads Saints to first 8-0 season at home, but road playoff games are their Achilles’ heel.

at Philadelphia 34, Washington 10: Green Faces hoping that Coach Andy Reid is moved out of town must not realize how big he is.

at Green Bay 45, Detroit 41: Meaningless football game? Soon-to-be free agent Matt Flynn just earned himself a ton of money.

at Atlanta 45, Tampa Bay 24: Buccaneers’ Raheem Morris went from last year’s coaching darling to this year’s most unwanted list.

at Arizona 23, Seattle 20 (OT): Cards spent big money for Kevin Kolb, but John Skelton is QB who turned season around. Now what?

Baltimore 24, at Cincinnati 16: Perfect way for the Bengals to grab their third playoff appearance in 21 years — with a loss.

Pittsburgh 13, at Cleveland 9: Difficult to believe limping Steelers can beat odds again in playoffs when they can barely beat Browns.

Kansas City 7, at Denver 3: Deja vu. Kyle Orton outplays Tim Tebow on the field again, but yet Tebow gets to keep playing.

San Diego 38, at Oakland 26: This is why Norv Turner keeps getting fired. He only wins games that are big for the other side.

at N.Y. Giants 31, Dallas 14: When push came to shove, Giants fans knew Tony Romo would come through in the clutch.