* What’s the most famous star in...

* What’s the most famous star in the sea? A starfish. (Maya, 8, home school, Twin Peaks)

* What’s the best way to say hello in a car? On the highway. (Jenna, 8, Lunada Bay Elementary, Palos Verdes Estates)

* Why did the defensive end return to the bank? To get his quarter back. (Kunal, 8, Willows Community School, Los Angeles)

* What do kids in the Arctic eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes. (Brooke, 6, Center for Early Education, Los Angeles)

* Why did the dog have to move his car? Because he could only bark for two hours. (Jesse, 5, Encino)

* What did the diver say to the ship? “Wow, you’re a wreck!” (Michael, 6, Limerick Avenue Elementary, Canoga Park)

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